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"Life Without Parole"
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'I could only get you a plea bargain of ninety years without parole. But... That's life.'
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"Meaning no disrespect, Your Honor, but fifty years to life is beyond my client's comfort level."
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'Three life sentences, but hey, you're trending on twitter...'
"May I assume that when you say I should spend the rest of my life behind bars, you are just expressing your opinion?"
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"Surely it can't be twenty-five years already!"
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"Apparently, there is life after death."
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'Think of it this way: the jury has given you 25 years to get your act together.'
"A life sentence isn't so bad. With good behavior, a poor diet, smoking and lack of exercise, you'll be out in no time."
'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'
"Not so fast. I got life PLUS seventy-five years."
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"I'm hoping to be out on parole soon."
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"If I have a son, I'm going to name him 59379 Jr."
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Have you been here long? Prison number 2.
Damaged Child, Problem Child, Management Problem, Society's Problem, End of Problem.
"Oh, very well - make that life with the possibility of parole."
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"You don't look like you're doing a day over 25 years."
'I got life plus three hundred years...I won't be eligible for parole for six months...'
'I thought it was just serial killers who were in jail for life.'
"At least the jail doesn't charge interest on its life sentences."
'I think I can get one of your three life sentences dismissed.'
'If you think he's bad, just wait till they send in the social workers.'
"Great news! Your life-in-prison sentence has been commuted to life in the 24/7 work culture!"
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'Life means Life' inconsistency
"Oh, he's quite a prosecutor, all right ? three of the jurors confessed."