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"Yes I DO mind being put on hold! I only have a two week life span."
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'... And this watch comes with lifetime warranty.'
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'So...where do you see yourself in 5 minutes time?'
'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'
Fruit Fly Photo Albums
"It has come to my attention that life is short and truly uncertain."
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'Noooooooo! Please don't kill my phone!'
"Hey, Honey, our life cycle is too short to play hard to get."
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"Well, how long do you want to live?"
'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'
"Live today like you're gonna die tomorrow Gus. But we're fruit flies so it's true."
"I live for twenty four hours. How can I fund a 401 K?"
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The 3 Stages of Life
Mayfly Wisdom: Never put off til tomorrow...
'I hear 150 is the new 90.'
"This meeting is going a little longer than some of your lifespans and I see you're starting to die off, so I'll wrap things up in the next few minutes."
"You have a 24-hour virus - of course, you'll be dead by then."
"He's a bit old for the leather jacket and nose ring routine. I mean, he`s nearly six days old!"
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Half Life Insurance.
'Don't worry. Dying is the last thing you're going to do.'
Providers struggle to come to terms with longevity issues...
"I'm afraid you have thirty, maybe forty, years to live."
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"Plan on living long? I already am."
'We won't publish your book 'The Life of a mayfly: An Autobiography' because it's only a page long!'