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'If this ever stops running, just smack it here a bunch of times and it should start right up.'
'The readings look good, but just in case, when was the last time the system was checked for bugs?'
'The survival of this patient is a true testimony to the blessing of modern science.'
'See? You missed one. When you pull the plug, be sure to pull them all.'
'When this line goes flat and the beeping stops, call me.'
'He's resting comfortably.'
'Don't disconnect the life support until he's financially dead.'
'If things don't go well, tell me you'll pull the plug. I want to know you'll be provided for.'
'I'll feel better about his recovery chances after he's able to be taken off life support.'
'Then one day you're sick and old, hooked up to a machine...whoops.'
"Have you tried switching him off and switching him back on again."
Hospital cleaner unplugs life support machine for her vacuum cleaner.
"Ok, so now we know that turning it off and back on again, doesn't work for life support machines."
Spare plug in a hospital ward.
"The patient's doing much better since we got him on life support...his smartphone."
"I'll be right there, nurse...just as soon as I pull the plug."
Doctor unplugs life support to charge his phone.
"I'm afraid of computers."
'I'm afraid we have to turn the life-support machine off. I want to use the plug to recharge my iPad.'
'Doctor, it would have to be something more serious to pull the plug on him because he's been brain dead for years.'
'Isn't it amazing that this piece of machinery can keep you alive forever...at $300 an hour!'
"You'll have to excuse William. He's on his life-support machine"
"We're trying to save your husband."
"Oopsie! My bad, were you still using that outlet!"