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"We're encouraging people to become involved in their own rescue."
"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."
Tags:life guard, life guards, king, kings, royal, royals, dilemma, dilemmas, conundrum, conundrums, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, royalty, lifeguard, lifeguards, incompetent, incompetence, social rules, social niceties, hierarchy, hierarchies, social hierarchy, social hierarchies, drowning, drowning man
Ugly lifeguard sitting in a chair with a sign reading "No sexy lifeguard on duty."
Tags:beach, beaches, beach scene, beach scenes, seaside, seashore, lifeguard, lifeguards, lifeguarding, life-guarding, guarding, watching, safety, lifeguard stand, lifeguard stands, lifeguard chair, lifeguard chairs, lifeguard station, lifeguard stations, on duty, sign, signs, unattractive, ugly, beauty, handsome, good-looking, beautiful, stereotype, stereotypes, summer job, summer jobs
Reassigned pending an investigation.
A lifeguard whale underwater fails to notice that a whale has beached himself on a nearby beach.
"Aren't you freezing?"
Tags:winter, wintertime, frozen lake, frozen lakes, frozen sea, freezing, chilly, cold, frozen over, ice, lifeguard, lifeguards, coastguard, coastguards, drown, drowning, oblivious, obliviousness, fallen in the water, falling in the water, falling through the ice, off season, off-season, beach, beaches, swim, swimming, swimming in the sea, swimmer, swimmer, bathe, bathing
"Sharks! Hundreds of 'em! Flying sharks! Everyone out of the water! They're converging on the future!"
Office Pool of Paperwork.
Tags:paperwork, paper, papers, letter, letters, drown, drowning, pool, pools, lifeguard, lifeguards, life guard, life guards, swim, swimming, paper work, job, jobs, job ladder, career ladder, swimming pool, swimming pools, cubicle, cubicles, offices, employees, worker, employee, workers, employees, comparison, compare
"I always wanted to be an accountant. But I'll probably just wind up giving swimming lessons."
'Please calm down, Mam. I'm aware of the situation, and I'm doing everything I possibly can.'
So, I'm the only one who sees a conflict of interest here?
"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"
Thank you for not drowning.
"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."
Tags:vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, beach, beaches, coast, coastal, sand, sandy, leave, annual leave, summer, summery, summers, summer people, travels, travelled, travelling, summer house, time share, time-share, time shares, time-shares, summer home, summer homes, summer houses, tourists, tourist trap, lifeguard, lifeguards, rule, rules, book, books, bookish, book lover, book lovers, dust jacket, dust-jacket, play on words, word play, word-play
"If I'm drowning in my water bed at home, will you come and save me?"
"Ca you describe the shark?"
Tags:life guard, life guards, shark, sharks, lifeguard, lifeguards, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, shark attack, shark attacks, incompetence, incompetence, drowning, coast guard, coast guards, coastguard, coastguards, police investigation, police investigations, red tape, record keeping, shark species
Tags:attorney, attorneys, court of law, courtroom, courtroom, objections, objections, legal objection, life guard, life guards, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations, lawyer, lawyers, prosecutor, prosecutors, lifeguard, lifeguards, swimmer, swimmers, swimming, attorney at law
Caution: Extremely Deep Subject Matter.
"I suggest we either move the chair further inland, or get a higher chair."
"Help. I can't get WiFi out here."
Tags:lifeguard, lifeguards, rescue, rescues, emergency, emergencies, wifi, wi-fi, wireless connection, wireless connections, costal guard, costal guards, cost guard, cost guards, life-guard, life-guards, danger, threat, threats, rescuer, rescuers, smartphone, smartphones, cellphone, cellphones, swimmer, swimmers, swimming
Lifeguard stand with a sign saying "Swim Critic"
Tags:lifeguard, lifeguards, lifeguarding, life guard, life guards, life guarding, watching, on-duty, swim, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, critic, critics, critical, critique, critiques, review, reviews, reviewer, reviewers, criticise, criticize, criticism, complaint, complaint, complaints, summer, beach, beaches, sea, ocean, oceans, seashore, seashores, seaside, stand, stands, sign, signs, signage
'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'
Lifeguard for Art Sellers