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"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."
'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'
'Most of the time it's nobody's fault. People just sort of drift apart.'
He may overreacted to the gossip that the ship was sinking.
"Hargrove, what's all this I hear about your living in constant fear of the polar ice caps melting?"
"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."
'The golden parachutes are all gone. You'll have to settle for a golden lifejacket.'
"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."
Rats in a lifeboat.
'Look dear, there's no way you'd fit, er, get tossed through that porthole even WITHOUT your lifebelt on!'
Moses does a Life jacket demo
'I'm sorry, Sir. this lifeboat is reserved for first class passengers only.'
101 uses of a dead cat: lifejacket
"They really are a budget airline."
Moses parting the Red Sea and holding up a life jacket.
"It's the Coast Guard - they want to know how many life-jackets we have onboard."
"No, Simpkins, I don't think 'For When You Go Jump In The Lake' is a suitable slogan."