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'... And this watch comes with lifetime warranty.'
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Bill and his pet tortoise
'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'
Fruit Fly Photo Albums
"We're only alive for one day, and you had to schedule dinner with the Hamiltons?"
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"You have a 24-hour virus -- of course, you'll be dead by then."
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"In my day, people died."
"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."
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'Cheer up Mom...They say dead is the new 80.'
"Nonsense, Mother. You'll probably outlive us all."
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"Live today like you're gonna die tomorrow Gus. But we're fruit flies so it's true."
'I like to live each day as if it's my last.'
"Scientists have extended the life of the fruit fly."
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The Seven Ages of Woman
"What do kids like you know of life? Wait till you've lived four hours, like me."
If flies went to church
'I hear 150 is the new 90.'
"The unexamined life is 5 percent cheaper over the course of an average lifespan."
"What I'd give to be able to live in the moment."
"Berne maintained that we are livign our lives according to a life plan written by a three year old.
"He's a bit old for the leather jacket and nose ring routine. I mean, he`s nearly six days old!"
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'It must be cool to be a dog! Because when we fish for an hour, you're actually fishing for seven.'
"I'm afraid you have thirty, maybe forty, years to live."
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'Today's agenda - 1:Emerge, 2:Eat, 3:Mate, 4:Die.'
"They say they can figure your longevity by your brain age."