Lifespans Cartoons and Comics

Fruit Fly Photo Albums

"Well, how long do you want to live?"

'Cheer up Mom...They say dead is the new 80.'

"Live today like you're gonna die tomorrow Gus. But we're fruit flies so it's true."

"Scientists have extended the life of the fruit fly."

"What do kids like you know of life? Wait till you've lived four hours, like me."

'I hear 150 is the new 90.'

"The unexamined life is 5 percent cheaper over the course of an average lifespan."

"What I'd give to be able to live in the moment."

"Berne maintained that we are livign our lives according to a life plan written by a three year old.

"This meeting is going a little longer than some of your lifespans and I see you're starting to die off, so I'll wrap things up in the next few minutes."

'It must be cool to be a dog! Because when we fish for an hour, you're actually fishing for seven.'

"He's a bit old for the leather jacket and nose ring routine. I mean, he`s nearly six days old!"

"I'm afraid you have thirty, maybe forty, years to live."

'Today's agenda - 1:Emerge, 2:Eat, 3:Mate, 4:Die.'

'This is a total waste of time.'

"Then it struck me - nobody originally on the Paleo Diet lived past 35."

"They say they can figure your longevity by your brain age."

"If our lifespan is only a day I'm having a cigarette."

"The nice thing about being a fruit fly is you only have to listen to one news cycle."

"If it weren't for union rules, I'd take a few of them before their time."

"As a 400-year-old shark, you're the oldest animal on earth. What's the secret of your longevity?"

"You should have purchased the extended warranty."

"Bad news - aged steak means they get the steak, and then let it age, not that they let us age, and then get the steak."