Lifespans Cartoons and Comics

Fruit Fly Photo Albums

'Cheer up Mom...They say dead is the new 80.'

'Live today like you're gonna die tomorrow Gus. But we're fruit flies so it's pretty much true.'

"Scientists have extended the life of the fruit fly."

"What do kids like you know of life? Wait till you've lived four hours, like me."

'I hear 150 is the new 90.'

"The unexamined life is 5 percent cheaper over the course of an average lifespan."

"Berne maintained that we are livign our lives according to a life plan written by a three year old.

"He's a bit old for the leather jacket and nose ring routine. I mean, he`s nearly six days old!"

'It must be cool to be a dog! Because when we fish for an hour, you're actually fishing for seven.'

"I'm afraid you have thirty, maybe forty, years to live."

'Today's agenda - 1:Emerge, 2:Eat, 3:Mate, 4:Die.'

"They say they can figure your longevity by your brain age."

"If our lifespan is only a day I'm having a cigarette."

"The nice thing about being a fruit fly is you only have to listen to one news cycle."

"If it weren't for union rules, I'd take a few of them before their time."

"You should have purchased the extended warranty."

"Bad news - aged steak means they get the steak, and then let it age, not that they let us age, and then get the steak."

'Evolution of Darwin.'

'It seems like only yesterday, you were just a slimy little maggot.'

"In 275 years, I've seen it all - fish, water, more fish, more water..."

"You've still got a year to live... Oops! My bad, that was human years."

"It's amazing how they manage to endure despite all the lineup changes."

"OK Doc, give it to me straight, I haven't got long to live have I?"