Lifestyle Changes Cartoons and Comics

'Dan lost his job in October, but we've made some lifestyle changes that have helped to compensate for the drop in income.'

"The first thing you need to do is update your résumé."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"Randy, what's this ghastly idea of yours to stop worshiping money?"

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"Lately, I've been thinking about becoming really good at something."

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

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"Of course, after I became a PETA member I had to get rid of the heads."

'Let's see...we've taken you off smoking, drinking and rich food. What else do you enjoy?'

'I solved all my time management issues once I started this lifestyle.'

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"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

'You probably should cut back on the milk and cookies, Santa.'

"So far, the collapse of civilization hasn't particularly affected my life style."

"Haven't we met in a previous life style?"

"If you follow my orders and break those bad habits, you'll be in as good a shape as you've never been."

"Yeah, we thought about having kids, but we didn't want to give up our lifestyle."

'I think I just need a change of pace.'

'We transformed our lives for the better.'

"When we were together, he was always singing 'It Had to Be You.' Then, suddenly, he switched to 'I Gotta Be Me,' and I haven't seen him since."

"I couldn't hack it in L.A.—I was decontextualized."

'If you were my life coach, what would you recommend we get started with?'

"You'll find it's a whole new lifestyle, without actually being a life."