Lifetime Guarantee Cartoons and Comics

"It's guaranteed for the life of the product which, obviously, ended when it broke."

Artist:
Byrnes, Pat
Search ID:
CX300107
High Res:
2085x1867 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
service, customer service, electronics, technology, computer, computers, guarantee, guarantees, warranty, warranties, product, products, defective, broken, damaged, insurance, buying electronics, unhelpful, pointless, useless, lifetime guarantee, lifetime guarantees, modern life

'You told me this watch would last me a lifetime.' - 'Yes sir, but you looked pretty sick yesterday'

Artist:
Flanagan, Mike
Search ID:
mfln2981
High Res:
2000x1663 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
guarantee, guarantees, watch, watches, timepiece, timepieces, lifetime, lifetimes, salesmen, salesman, shop, shops, store, stores, shopping, sick, sickness, ill health, illness, illnesses, disease, lifetime guarantee, lifetime guarantees, ware, merchandise, product, products

"And of course it comes with an after lifetime guarantee."

Artist:
Seddon, Mike
Search ID:
msen211
High Res:
2596x2137 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
angel, heaven, sales, salesman, sales talk, guarantee, lifetime guarantee, afterlife, harp, harps, sale, selling, seller, merchant, warrant, warranty, defect, repair, death, dead, afterlife, manufacturing, issue, money-back, money back, gates of heaven, policy, guidelines

"That guarantee? Is it good for nine lifetimes?"

Artist:
McCracken, Theresa
Search ID:
tmcn4958
High Res:
2160x2355 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
cat, cats, pet, pets, animal, animals, guarantee, guarantees, lifetime guarantee, lifetime guarantees, can opener, can openers, nine lives, nine lives, lives, life, nine, pet, pets, feline, felines, electric can openers, shop, store

"My windproof, waterproof, shockproof lifetime guaranteed watch just fell down the sewer grate!"

Artist:
Delmonte, Steve
Search ID:
sden1450
High Res:
2162x2800 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
lifetime guarantee, lifetime guarantees, lifetime warranty, lifetime warranties, watch, watches, watch maker, watch makers, watchmaker, watchmakers, sewer grate, sewer grates, sewer, sewers, expensive watch, expensive watches

'I offer a lifetime warranty. If your watch ever fails just call me and I'll tell you what time it is!'

Artist:
Delmonte, Steve
Search ID:
sden1271
High Res:
1591x2100 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
street vendor, street vendors, black market, black markets, lifetime warranty, lifetime warranties, lifetime guarantee, lifetime guarantees, watch, watches, counterfeit goods, counterfeit, counterfeits, salesmen, salesman, sales tactic, sales tactics

'At least you now know that anything you buy for him will last a lifetime.'

Artist:
McNeill, Geoff
Search ID:
gmcn92
High Res:
1450x1801 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
bright side, bright sides, bright-side, bright-sides, positive attitude, positive attitudes, positivity, bedside manner, bedside manners, hospital, hospitals, hospital bed, hospital beds, bedside manner, deathbed, deathbeds, doctor, doctors, lifetime guarantee, lifetime guarantees

"No for your lifetime, just for ITS..."

Artist:
Naylor, Jim
Search ID:
jnan3208
High Res:
1578x1900 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
product, guarantee, guarantees, warranty, warranties, lifetime guarantee, lifetime guarantees, lifetime warranty, lifetime warranties, shop, shops, store, stores, products

...and we guarantee the passage of time for the life of the watch!

Artist:
Wildt, Chris
Search ID:
cwln1807
High Res:
1800x2700 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
shop, store, stores, watch, passing time, lifetime guarantee, lifetime guarantees, tell the time, tellign the time, salesman, salesmen, selling products, passage of time, shopping, guarantees, watches, time, sales