Lifetime Guarantee Cartoons and Comics

"It's guaranteed for the life of the product which, obviously, ended when it broke."

'You told me this watch would last me a lifetime.' - 'Yes sir, but you looked pretty sick yesterday'

"And of course it comes with an after lifetime guarantee."

"That guarantee? Is it good for nine lifetimes?"

"My windproof, waterproof, shockproof lifetime guaranteed watch just fell down the sewer grate!"

'I offer a lifetime warranty. If your watch ever fails just call me and I'll tell you what time it is!'

'At least you now know that anything you buy for him will last a lifetime.'

"No for your lifetime, just for ITS..."

...and we guarantee the passage of time for the life of the watch!

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.