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I.V. snap in elevator.
'Here's your problem, you guys never chose a level.'
'What, They're comfortable.'
"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."
Tags:date, dates, dating, carry, carries, carrying, jane, swing, swings, swinging, heavy, heaviness, lift, lifts, lifting, arm, arms, complain, complains, complaining, carry, carries, carrying, heavy load, heavy loads, heavy lifting, complaint, complaints, swing from tree to tree, swinging from tree to tree, pain, pains, painful, tire, tires, tiring, tired out, tuckered out, exhausted, exhaustion, exhaust, exhausting
In case of fire, do not use elevators... except for Larry.
"Does the co-op board have any idea when the elevators will be replaced?"
Tags:elevator, elevators, lift, lifts, cannon, cannons, human cannonball, human cannonballs, co-op, co-op board, co-op boards, board meeting, board meetings, replace, replacement, replacements, out of order, out of service, convenience, apartment, apartments, apartment complex, apartment complexes, flat, flats, doorman, doormen
After they sold the stairs
"Can I help you?"
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, can i help you, receptionist, receptionists, reception, lift, lifts, elevator, elevators, intrude, intrusions, intrusion, intruding, unnecessary, modern life, modern times, invade, invasive, surprise, surprises, surprised, personal space
Room for one more...
Tags:hedgehog, hedgehogs, porcupine, porcupines, balloon, balloons, lift, lifts, elevator, elevators, balloon animal, balloon animals, spike, spikes, giraffe, giraffes, sliding door, sliding doors, party, parties, pending disaster, health and safety, accident waiting to happen, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Third floor - going up?"
Tags:lift, lifts, elevator, elevators, crowded elevator, crowded elevators, crowded, crowd, crowds, germ, germs, covid-19, corona, coronavirus, corona virus pandemic, pandemics, epidemic, epidemics, disease, diseases, flu, flus, illness, sickness, virus, viruses, social distancing, self isolation, super spreader, super spreaders
"Nice business climate we're having."
Tags:business climate, the weathers, lift, lifts, elevator, elevators, the business climate, small talk, making small talk, boring conversation, boring conversations, business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, economic environment, nice weather, businesses, business activity, tax, taxes, taxation, regulation, business regulation, good weather
Elevator rolling TV picture.
"In our lifetimes, Thora, many, bad things may happen to us, but we'll never be stuck in an elevator."
Tags:neanderthal, neanderthals, cave men, cave man, cavemen, caveman, cave dweller, modern life, modern times, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, cave dwellers, ancient history, stone age, the stone age, early man, primitive man, lift, lifts, elevator, elevators, lucky escape, lucky escape, trapped in a lift, trapped in an elevator
"How small will he get?"
Tags:dog, dogs, businessmen, businessman, pupper, puppy, puppies, cute, cutely, tiny, tiny dog, small dog, little dog, doggies, leash, leashed, pet to work, working world, comically small, disparity, size, sizes, misunderstanding, misunderstood, making, making conversation, conversation skills, slip-up, slip of the tongue, slip up, conversational, elevator, lift
Elevator, stairs or Path of Least Resistance.
"Just let me know if you want me to make a valiant attempt at holding the doors."
Tags:lift, lifts, elevator, elevators, high rise, high rises, highrise, highrises, passive aggressive, passive aggression, passive-aggressive, passive-aggression, modern life, hold the door, holding the door, lift door, lift doors, elevator door, elevators doors, office worker, office workers, valiant, valiance, lazy, laziness, inconsiderate
I threw my back out picking up the guidelines
"Whoops. This may take longer than usual. I just punched in my pin number."
"This one to your liking, sir?"
'I hate snowboarders!'
Tags:snow, snows, snowy, snowing, snowboard, snowboards, snowboarding, snowboarder, snowboarders, ski, skis, skiing, skier, skiers, envy, envies, envious, hate, hates, hating, hater, haters, hated, rival, rivals, rivalries, ride, rides, lift, lifts, loathe, loathes, loathing, loathed, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"I'm trapped in an elevator - wait, it gets worse."
Bad moments in skiing.