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'What, They're comfortable.'
'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'
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"All done - now I can go out..."
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'Good luck son, but genetically you are screwed.'
'Alright, alright, you've won your bet: You can lift me with one hand...'
'Why don't you get Tommy to help you carry that?' 'He's inside there carrying the clothes.'
'Did you whistle?'
'How can you not like elevator music?'
'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'
Too heavy for the bus.
Welcome to Radio City Music Hall.
Acme crossword publishers building.
'Why doesn't everybody build rockeries using polystyrene rocks?'
'Wretched satellites.' - Atlas
Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'
'See? They like to be picked up by their ears.'
'It was carrying a heavy bag up these stairs that made him ill, Doctor.'
Women holding onto birds so that her weight seems lower
'Glenda - why not be like other girls and stick your pin-ups on the wall?'
'I appreciate the ride, Mom, but it's gotten a little weird since you started driving a school bus.'
"It's that bloody lighthouse family."