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A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.
'Hellooo, I can spell'
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'Sylvia? It's Allen. Listen, I accidentally left the shop with a knee ligament kit...Yeah, yeah, I know. I am an idiot. Anyway, could you send someone out pronto with the kit for rotator cuffs?'
'You're getting too old for this game, Scott. ... They say the legs are the first to go.'
'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'
"I'm only flesh and blood. And, of course, collagen."
'You can say, 'I tore a ligament' or 'I blew out my knee.' But in this league you never, ever say, 'I got a boo-boo.''
Tags:football, american football, footballer, footballers, injury, injuries, injured, ligament, ligaments, boo-boo, boo boo, manliness, tough, toughness, advice, advise, advises, advisor, advisors, advising, nfl, national football league, hurt, hurts, hurting, pain, pains, painful, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'I think I pulled a hamstring.'
After the brief display of sportsmanship, the gladiators resumed fighting to the death, while Anthony embarked on the long road to rehabilitation from torn knee ligaments.
'Hey, I'm no orthopaedic surgeon - know what I'm sayin'? But this can't be good.'
'Aim for his knee ligaments! It's our only hope!'
'We're doomed. His knee is torn to shreds, we have no backup, quarterback and... wait! Look! It's Ligament Man!'
Gary turns 40.
Tommy John Surgery.
'L-I-G-A-M-E-N-T!' Ligament! Ligament! Yee-aaaaay, ligament!'
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'The pain in his side indicates cracked ribs. The tender knee is possible ligament damage. And the screaming...'
Tags:american football, american, football, foot ball, nfl, national football league, injury, injuries, injured, broken ribs, broken rib, cracked rib, cracked ribs, ligament damage, ligament, ligaments, damage, damages, damaged, pain, standing on his hand, stood, standing, hand, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Go check on Chad. He either tore some ligaments, or his 48-hour life span just ended.'
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'The ligaments in both legs are torn to shreds. However, the drumsticks, thighs, wings and breasts should still be fine... either baked or fried.'
Tags:chicken, chickens, hen, hens, basketball, bake, bakes, baked, fry, fries, fried, ligament, ligaments, drumstick, drumsticks, leg, legs, thigh, thighs, breast, wing, wings, roast, roasts, roasted, injury, injuries, injured, sports injury, sports injuries, diagnosis, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers