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Secrets of Adulthood.
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'I asked you two weeks ago to put a new lightbulb in the lamp in the spare bedroom. How long is it going to take?'
"I don't know his name, … I just know he's some sort of luminary."
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'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'
"Laugh if you will, but my kind once ruled the earth."
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How Many It Takes
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Fly has idea to fly into the light.
This Christmas, Santa decided to use an energy saving light globe.
"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."
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"It saves energy and makes me feel holier."
'If they're energy saving lightbulbs, how come I have to use my energy to change one?'
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'See? You missed one. When you pull the plug, be sure to pull them all.'
Installing an energy efficient light bulb in the Statue of Liberty torch.
"Let's give those new bulbs a try."
'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'
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'And no more of those old fashioned ideas, Simms.'
Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)
'Don't laugh, you're next. St Peter says these new units are more energy efficient.'
'For the first time in ages, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer faced some stiff competition from Ernie the energy saving reindeer'
Graduates leave with lightbulbs above their heads.
Statue of Liberty holding energy saving light bulb.
'I've just had this really big idea.'
"You're always coming up with such great ideas."