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"No, no. I believe it's real. I just don't understand why they would travel a million light years at the speed of light, just to get here and fly five miles an hour in a weird pattern."
'Every second, billions of neutrinos pass through our bodies...of course they'll take longer to pass through yours, dear.'
'We can travel across the universe with lightspeed but we will never be able to find shoes on the internet that fits our size.'
'Gentlemen, gentlemen, yes the neutrino beats the speed of light; but let's wait for the dope test.'
'Traveling at light speed takes all the fun out of saying, 'Are we there yet?''