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Man is dark when the lights turn on.
'Dear Mom and Dad, I'm running away from home to join the circuits.'
Unable to repair the On/Off switch, the electrician simply relabeled it.
Why dyslexics have lower electrical bills...'No' (on switch).
"I can't see a thing in here."
'In life, he was an energy conservation nut.'
"Spin your partner round and round, then spin your partner round again, spin her round six more times, now touch the light switch near the door."
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"I'm having an off day."
A renaissance man switches on a light
'Well, no wonder we haven't been able to leave. Someone left this stupid think on!'
Electric Price Shock
Tags:consumer, consumers, electricity bill, electricity bills, utility bill, utility bills, electricity company, electricity companies, electric shock, electric shocks, price hike, price hikes, price rise, price rises, light switch, light switches, household cost, household costs, household bill, household bills
A person having a bright idea, a brighter idea, an even brighter idea.
Business man enters office, clicks light and then the room disappears.
ON (the point), OFF (the point).
'And this where God stood when he said 'Let there be light'.'
Ballerina and the light switch.
'Could you guys do your bungee jumping somewhere else?'
'That concludes our meeting. Will the last one out please clap off the lights.'
'Switch the bloody thing off then!'
On - Undecided - Off switch
Put the light out...
"Ugh. . . Where is the light switch?"
"I will buy a hand clapper only if it will allow me to turn the lighthouse light on and off from down here."