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'The U.S. Treasury announced today that the federal deficit will no longer be measured in 'trillions' of dollars, but in 'light-years'.'
'I assume you have documentation to back up these 27 light-years of business travel.'
'I said to stop and ask for directions light years ago, but noooo!'
"Where do you see yourself in five light years?"
'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'
The speed of light it is 186,000 miles per second while the speed of Lite is only 100,000 miles per second.
'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'
'I assume you have paper work to back up all these time travel business expenses.'
Of course we're not there yet — it's 127 light years, for pete's sake!
"Welcome to Earth! How long was the ride?"