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'The U.S. Treasury announced today that the federal deficit will no longer be measured in 'trillions' of dollars, but in 'light-years'.'
'I assume you have documentation to back up these 27 light-years of business travel.'
"No, no. I believe it's real. I just don't understand why they would travel a million light years at the speed of light, just to get here and fly five miles an hour in a weird pattern."
'I said to stop and ask for directions light years ago, but noooo!'
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"Where do you see yourself in five light years?"
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"Look at all those stars, Gordon. They remind me of how insignificant you are."
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"Remind me again why we travelled 30 million light years for this...?!"
"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."
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Speed Limit 55 million
'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'
'I assume you have paper work to back up all these time travel business expenses.'
'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'
'What leader? -- we've been traveling 137 light years without a stop -- take us to your WOMEN!'
"Just our luck, 5000 light years from home and smack into the Universal Spaceburger!"
Of course we're not there yet — it's 127 light years, for pete's sake!
"Thirty billion light-years...and you think you've left the gas on...??"
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"Welcome to Earth! How long was the ride?"
"I've always wondered, do light years have half the calories of regular years?"
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