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"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop"
Tags:lighthouse, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, coast, coastal, coast line, lighthouses, lamp, lamp lighter, lamp lighters, isolated, isolation, isolate, directions, middle of nowhere, lost, lost at sea, high seas, castaway, shipwreck, ship wreck, lifeboat, lifeboats, rescued, rescue, mistake, mistaken, mistakenly, barber, barbers, barber pole, barber's pole, barber poles, stripe, stripes, striped, relief, the sticks, out of the way, challenge, challenges, logistics, logistic
Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.
Tags:disco, discos, disco dancing, disco dancer, disco dancers, lighthouse, lighthouses, fisher man, fisherman, fisher men, fishing, fishermen, boar, boats, safety, 70s, seventies, 1970s, disco music, disco fever, mid life crisis, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, mid life crises, dad dance, dad dancing
"Curse Con Edison! Another brownout!"
Tags:energy company, energy companies, energy firm, energy firms, brownout, brownouts, blackout, blackouts, black out, black outs, black-out, black-outs, electricity, electric supply, lighthouse, lighthouses, bulb, bulbs, light beam, light beams, lighthouse keeper, lighthouse keepers, power supply, power supplies
Tags:lighthouse, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, coast, coastal, coast line, food, foodies, foodie, food lover, food lovers, delivery, takeout, take out, take-out, takeaway, take away, to go, to-go, take-away, lighthouses, lamp, lamp lighter, lamp lighters, isolated, isolation, isolate, directions, rural, the sticks, out of the way, challenge, challenges, logistics, logistic, order, ordering, order in
"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."
Tags:light house, lighthouse, light houses, lighthouse, lighthouse keeper, lighthouse keepers, no power, no electricity, power cable, power cables, power socket, power sockets, no light, dark, darkness, useless, uselessness, ineffectual, pointless, pointlessness, danger, dangerous, hopeless, hopelessness, in the middle of nowhere, ships, shipping, boats, bating, boat, ship, power shortage, power shortages, modern life, modern technology, modern technologies, dependant, dependence, technology dependant, technology dependence
'I should never have let the moth try steering.'
"An underwater lighthouse. Seriously? How is that going to help?"
"This is it, Mittens! The ultimate laser pointer!"
The Lemmings of Montauk
Tags:lemming, lemmings, rodent, rodents, animal, animals, hamster, hamsters, gerbil, gerbils, suicide, suicidal, cliff, cliffs, lighthouse, lighthouses, ocean, oceans, new york, long island, montauk, car, cars, diving, die, died, dying, dead, death, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, traffic, fleet, fleets, group suicide, suicide pact
'The employment agency said you were looking for someone to do light housekeeping.'
An electric lightbulb is delivered to a lighthouse.
If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...
Tags:fishermen, fisherman, fishing, angler, anglers, angling, fishing trip, fishing trips, fishing boat, fishing boats, fishing etiquette, fishing rod, fishing rods, catch, catches, big catch, big catches, fishing tales, fishing stories, lighthouse, lighthouses, witness, witnesses, record breaker, record breakers, record breaking, thelwell
'Lighting up again? That's a bad habit.'
Lighthouse Bulb Replacement
"He's out jogging."
'Petersen, you're fired!'
"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."
'I bet there was a story behind this.'
'Thank goodness you're here!'
"I've reduced our carbon footprint and replaced all our bulbs with energy efficient low wattage ones."
Tags:energy, energy efficiency, carbon footprint, carbon footprints, emission, emissions, carbon emission, carbon emissions, power, electricity, lighthouse, lighthouses, ship, ships, low wattage, low wattage bulb, low wattage bulbs, sea, seas, maritime, ocean, oceans, navigation, navigator, hazard, hazardous
'Would anyone be terribly upset if I leave out that silly lighthouse?'