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Man is dark when the lights turn on.
Man shines torch on night sky painting and sees a house.
Tags:art, artwork, artist, artists, paint, paints, painting, paintings, torch, torches, shine, shines, shining, show, shows, showing, light, lights, lighting, enlighten, moon, the moon, nightsky, nightskies, surprise, surpirses, gallery, galleries, art exhibition, art exhibitions, art gallery, art galleries, intrigue, intrigues, intriguing, cool effect, cool effects
"Bottom line - is our new lighting doing anything?"
Tags:caveman, cavemen, explain, explains, explaining, explanation, explanations, mansplain, mansplaining, cavemansplaining, stick, sticks, wood, hand, hands, turn, turning, spark, sparks, sparking, flame, flames, light, lights, lighting, campfire, campfires, condescend, condescending, patronise, patronising, patronize, patronizing
Open Mike for the spotlight operators
"There! Now all you need is some sympathetic lighting."
"Magnificent light today, chief."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, art, artwork, artworks, artist, artists, painting, paintings, painter, painters, model, models, light, lighting, good lighting, excuse, excuses, hobby, hobbies, slacking off, slacker, slackers, distracted, distraction, distractions
Unable to repair the On/Off switch, the electrician simply relabeled it.
Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)
Tags:husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, romantic, romantics, candle, candles, chandelier, chandeliers, ladder, ladders, light, lights, lighting, intimate, intimacy, tedious, tiring, boring, tiresome, dull, long, turn off, bedroom, in the bedroom, wait, waits, waiting, awaiting, tricky, dangerous, atmosphere, atmospheric
A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'
"I wish you wouldn't refer to the candles as task lighting."
Tags:task, lighting, light, tasks, candle, candles, chore, chores, bedroom, bedrooms, bedtime, night, night time, husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, mood, mood lighting, setting the mood, spice it up, no spark, stagnation, stale, middle aged, dead bedroom, low sex drive, unmotivated, candlelit, uninterested, platonic, not sexual, love, lover, lovers
"Sorry, sir. I'll see that your candle is lit immediately."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, centerpiece, centerpieces, centrepiece, centrepieces, decor, decoration, decorations, candle, candles, lit, lighting, candlelit, candlelight, lighting, complaint, complaints, complaining, customer, customers
"Don't we have lighting more intimidating than that energy saver?"
Tags:light, lights, lighting, bulb, bulbs, light-bulb, light-bulbs, light bulbs, light-bulbs, police, police men, police officers, detective, detectives, question, questioning, questions, interrogate, interrogation, interrogates, energy-saver, energy saving, fear, fears, intimidate, intimidating, intimidates, saving energy, energy, electricity, environmentalism, environment, question, suspect, suspects, criminal, criminals
'Why can't the rest of you be more like Stanton? He's full of new ideas.'
Leprechaun reading under a mushroom lamp
Tags:leprechaun, leprechauns, read, reading, reads, paper, papers, newspaper, newspapers, magazine, magazines, zine, zines, lamp, lamps, light, lights, lighting, lit, mushroom, mushrooms, fungus, fungi, myth, myths, mythology, mythological, legend, legends, fairy tale, fairy tales, magical, magic, fairy-tale, fairy-tales, folklore, folk lore
Light and Heavy bulbs for sale.
'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'
"I hate to be a downer, but statistically, people are more likely to die of heart failure than get hit by one of those things."
'We went to this marvellous place in Scotland, where, at night, there's absolutely no light pollution. Honestly, you've never seen such darkness - we got mugged.'
"It's called fire. Isn't it neat?"
'Try not to hit my urologist.'
'Do you sell dark?'
"One if by land, two if by sea, three if by Russian troll farm."
Tags:midnight ride, the midnight ride, poem, poems, paul revere, paul, revere, the midnight ride of paul revere, american patriot, american patriots, commemorate, commemorates, commemorating, henry wadsworth longfellow, russian troll farm, interfere, interferes, interfering, interference, election, elections, signal, signals, lamp, lamps, light, lights, lighting, internet troll, internet trolls, attack, attacks, anticipate, anticipating