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Man is dark when the lights turn on.
"Bottom line - is our new lighting doing anything?"
"Magnificent light today, chief."
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Unable to repair the On/Off switch, the electrician simply relabeled it.
Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)
A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'
"I wish you wouldn't refer to the candles as task lighting."
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"Sorry, sir. I'll see that your candle is lit immediately."
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"Don't we have lighting more intimidating than that energy saver?"
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'Why can't the rest of you be more like Stanton? He's full of new ideas.'
Leprechaun reading under a mushroom lamp
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Light and Heavy bulbs for sale.
'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'
'We went to this marvellous place in Scotland, where, at night, there's absolutely no light pollution. Honestly, you've never seen such darkness - we got mugged.'
"It's called fire. Isn't it neat?"
'Try not to hit my urologist.'
'Do you sell dark?'
'If only someone had listened when Harry complained about the flourescent lighting!'
A light...they'd found a light!! But it wasn't the one at the end of the tunnel...
'Oh, for cryin' out loud! Helen, I've gotta go, Harold is attacking the lamp again.'
'I think it's time to clean out the refrigerator.'
'Anyway, you look wonderful. Mind if I ask who does your lighting?'
Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.
'I need to find a balance between my job and my second job.'