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'Don't worry, lightning never strikes in the same place twice.'
"I yelled 'shazam' and there was lightning and a big explosion. They say I was unconcious for two hours."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, superhero, superheros, hero, heros, superpower, superpowers, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, shazam, lightning, unconscious, knocked out, explosion, explosions
"Relax, Pierson, I'm just working on my control."
Tags:executive, executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, the boss, business manager, business managers, business executive, business executives, hierarchy, hierarchies, business hierarchy, business hierarchies, anger, anger management, bully, bullies, bullying, workplace bully, workplace bullies, workplace bullying, office bully, office bullies, office bullying, lightning, lightning bolt, lightning bolt, shout, shouting, yell, yelling, getting yelled at, anger control, extreme weather, freak weather, weather control, office control, employer, employers, bad employer, bad employers, bad manager, bad managers
"You'll see, this is going to cause real trouble."
"When you take the oath don't worry. There's a lightning rod on the roof."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, witness, witnesses, witness stand, taking the stand, swearing in, oath, oaths, taking an oath, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, lightning, lightning rod, lightning rods, lying, liar, liars, lie, lies, dishonest, ethics, unethical, perjury, perjurer, perjurers, god, anger, angry, religious, religion
Angel Uses Lightning Bolt Like Sniper Rifle
Tags:gun, guns, gunman, snipe, sniped, sniper, snipers, sniper rifle, scope, scoped, no scope, scoped in, aim, aimed, angel, angels, unlikely, heaven, heavens, heavenly, lightning, lightning bolt, bolt, bolt action, bolts, repent, repents, repenting, retribution, retribution, god, gods, godly, god above, zeus, jupiter, religious imagery, religion, religions, myth
"I much prefer the snow!"
"Have fun with it."
Tags:lightening strike, lightening strikes, lightning strike, lightning strikes, lightning, moses, ten commandments, 10 commandments, religious law, religious laws, religious rule, religious rules, mount sinai, bible story, torah story, bible stories, torah stories, ark of the covenant, divine intervention
'It's a good thing that you've got rubber-soled shoes on. That could have gone all the way through you.'
"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."
"All right. O.K. I'll admit that last request may have been a little over the top."
Tags:prayer, pray, praying, prayers, kneel, kneeling, god, gods, god in heaven, heaven, request, requesting, prayed, prays, religion, religious, religiously, religions, demanding, demand, demands, demanded, high maintenance, fickle, lightning, lightening, thunderbolt, thunderbolts, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, worship, worships
Researchers on the storm in a tea cup project take a welcome coffee break,,,
"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"
"That's it. I'm taking the buyout."
Tags:office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, downsize, downsizing, buyout, buyouts, bought out, act of god, acts of god, lightning, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, hit by lightning, fired, firing, getting fired, canned, can, canning, getting canned, getting the sack, sacking, sacked, laid off, laid-off, lay off, lay-off, lay offs, lay-offs, redundancy, made redundant, redundancies, unemployed, unemployment
"He does the whole lightning-bolt-thing on line now."
"See if you can hit Florida."
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Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts
Tags:zeus, greek gods, greek god, myth, myths, mythology, lightning, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, bolt, bolts, throwing, throwing arm, muscle, muscles, biceps, arm muscle, arm muscles, sport, sports, baseball, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, steroids, steroid use, scandal, scandals, injecting, injecting steroids, cheater, cheaters, illegal steroids, illegal steroid use, needle, needles, steroid abuse
A lightning bolt bounces from a church and hits a house.
Tags:god, god's will, wrath, god's wrath, vengeance, god's vengeance, catholic, catholics, catholicism, christ, christian, christians, christianity, pray, prays, praying, praying, prayer, prayers, landscape, curse, curses, cursed, lightning, lightning strike, lightning strikes, reverend, reverends, redirect, redirects, redirecting, storm, storms, storming, rainstorm, rainstorms
"Bernard, nobody likes and 'I told you so.'"
Tags:climate change, climate, climate change denial, climate crisis, weather, extreme weather, environment, nature, natural, natural disaster, natural disasters, disasters, hurricane, hurricanes, hurricane alley, tidal wave, tsunami, tsunamis, tidal, high tide, lightning, lightning storm, thunder and lightning, storm, richter, earthquake, quake, earthquakes, richter scale, storms, stormy, end times, doomsday, end of the world, world ending, environmentalism, stewardship, environmentally friendly, i told you so, cry wolf, apocalypse, apocalyptic
The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.
Tags:zeus, jupiter, lightning, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, olympian, olympians, greek god, greek gods, roman god, roman gods, dare, dares, daring, challenge, challenges, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drinking buddy, drinking buddies, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, bar, bartender, bartenders, bartending, dart, dart game, dart games, bar game, bar games, drinking game, drinking games
Australia's Short-Lived God
By subjecting himself to increasingly higher jolts of electricity over many months, Tom hoped to become immune to lightning strikes while playing golf.
"It's something new I'm trying out. Death by chocolate."
Tags:religion, religious, greek, greece, roman, rome, ancient, history, historical, myth, myths, legend, legends, heaven, mt. olympus, mount olympus, god, gods, zeus, jupiter, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, lightning, death, dead, chocolate, chocolate bar, chocolate bars, candy bar, candy bars, dessert, desserts, pudding, puddings, health, diet, diets, unhealthy diet, unhealthy diets, new, trying out, innovation, innovations, innovative, creative
"And now here's Zeus with the weather."
Tags:god, gods, zeus, jupiter, lightning, lightning bolt, weather, weather man, weather-man, weatherman, myth, myths, mythological, mythology, greek, grecian, greece, greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology, thunderbolt, thunderbolts, tv, television, subvert, subversion, divert, diverted, diversion, channel, news, heaven, heavens
Tags:god, heaven, gods, christian, lightning, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, extreme weather, bad weather, dog, dogs, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, playing fetch, fetch, mythology, greek mythology, myths, god of lightning, zeus, thor, norse mythology, play, playing, perun, indra, hinduism, thunder, thunder storm, thunder storms, thunderstorm, thunderstorms, god of thunder