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'Don't worry, lightning never strikes in the same place twice.'
"Have fun with it."
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'It's a good thing that you've got rubber-soled shoes on. That could have gone all the way through you.'
A lightning bolt bounces from a church and hits a house.
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"I preferred the Old Testament God."
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"I had no idea we had this kind of technology."
'That's perfect Barry, hold it right there!'
This historical marker marks the spot where lightning has struck dead everyone who has ever stopped to read this. I'd run if I were you, pal.
Remember that you are allowed to abandon a game if there is a danger of being struck by lightning...
Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.
"Did he have any known enemies?"
Why there are no church hecklers.
'But i'm short. Lightning hits the tallest thing...'
'Get in the house now!'
'In a thunderstorm??'
"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."
"Well the good news is we don't think it's actual lightning."
"Looks like we have a storm watch in effect."
One Way Arrow.
"Yeah, well, maybe I don't WANT to strike the same place twice. Didja ever think of that?"
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"Baptisms are delayed due to lightning reported in the area."
Lightning Strikes a Conductor
"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."
'They say you have a better chance of being struck by lightening than of winning the lottery...I guess they're right!'