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"This is Mrs. Burlington Wells. One of my begonias went off by accident and killed Mr. Goodrich."
"Let me guess - your gas pedal stuck."
"Impossible as it may seem, Fred, the fate of the world depends on this drink and six or seven more just like it."
"Diane, this is Karen, an old war buddy of mine."
"O.K., Bill... a woman in perfect health, she meets you on a Monday and her heart stands still… that's your story?"
"We don't think your wife will believe you were in the belly of a while, Jonah...better you should say you were playing cards with us!"
"I have to go wee-wee."
"Asleep for 30 years? A likely story, Van Winkle!"