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"How do we play this game?"
"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."
"Don't you know how to salute, soldier?"
For cryin' out loud, Adam - You tie is all wrinkled and crooked and st- Saaay... How'd you get that thing on anyhow?
A Snake quickly realising he is now unable to exit a Birdcage after having swallowed a pet Bird.
Please wipe your belly.
A Mother Snake pushing her baby in an extra long Pram
One legged Skipper getting his own back on a shark in a tank
The Cricketer's Arms
Secretary with no legs typing away
Limbless smiling beggar with 'Smile God loves you' T-shirt surrounded by angry grumpy businessmen
"Don't be selfish! - You know salt water plays havoc with my skin...!"