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'As part of our growth strategy we intend to build 76% more of them...as soon as we find out what they do!'
Tags:animal, animals, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, egg, eggs, which came first, first, riddle, riddles, cliche, cliches, science, biology, dilemma, dilemmas, causality, paradox, paradoxes, poultry, problem, problems, next, line, lines, lineup, lineups, lining up, queue, queues, queuing, next in line, cashier, cashiers, shopping, shopper, shoppers, customer, customers, competition, competitions, rivalry, rivalries, competing
Express chair. 12 hairs or less.
Tags:hairdresser, hairdressers, hairdressing, salon, salons, barber, barbershop, barbershops, barbers, express, line, lines, queue, queues, express queue, express queues, chair, chairs, old man, hair loss, losing hair, shopping, shop, shops, shopped, shopper, shoppers, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Why does it always have to represent something?"
Tags:meeting, meetings, presentation, presentations, boardroom, boardrooms, meeting room, meeting rooms, business, businessmen, businessman, businesswoman, businesswomen, presenter, presenters, chart, charts, graph, graphs, statistics, numbers, line, lines, pointless, useless, meaningless, art, modern art, abstract, artistic, represent, representation, representative, office, offices, office life, executive, executives
"Now boarding-all the people who pushed their way in front of the people supposed to be boarding."
Tags:queue, queuing, queues, queued, pushing, queue jumping, queue jumped, board, boarding, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplanes, aeroplane, steward, stewardess, stewards, stewardesses, passenger, passengers, pushing, pushed, push, airport, airports, board, luggage, bag, bags, wait, waiting, line, waiting in line, order, orders, skip, skip the queue
'C'mon get it straight.'
'Do you realize we could be waiting in line at the restaurant by now, Patty?'
'You've only got a few days left to use up your healthcare benefits for the year. I'm going to call to see if I can get you in for a colonoscopy.'
Tags:colonoscopy, colonoscopies, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, line, lines, cable, cables, wire, wires, health insurance, medical insurance, health cover, medical cover, appointment, appointments, doctor, doctors, benefit, benefits, husband, husbands, wife, wives, hospitals, real life adventures
"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."
"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."
Tags:fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, future, prediction, predictions, predicting, client, clients, customer, customers, chiromancy, palm reading, palm readings, palm reader, palm readers, palmistry, palmist, palmists, see the future, seeing the future, divination, seer, seers, occult, supernatural, advice, money, finances, financial advice, financial venture, financial ventures, credit line, credit lines, line of credit, loan, loans, bank, banks, banking, debt, debts, credit, investment, investments, investing, investor, investors, businessman, businessmen, business, line, lines, avoid, warning, warnings
Sign over one of three teller lines at a bank reads "Reassurances"
Tags:bank, banks, banking, bank teller, bank tellers, teller, tellers, cashier, cashiers, customer service, money, finances, withdrawals, deposits, reassurances, line, lines, queue, queues, lineup, lineups, line up, line ups, lining, queuing, sign, signs, signage, bankruptcy, bankruptcies, economy, economic troubles, economic problems, recession, bank failure, bank failures, insolvency, financial institution, financial institutions, financial crisis, failure, failures, too big to fail, banking crisis
'Haves' and 'Have Nots'
Tags:airport, airports, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, plane, planes, jet, jets, jumbo, jumbos, queue, queues, line, lines, airline, airlines, check-in, check in, privilege, privileges, privileged, high society, wealth, wealthy, money, rich, richness, class, class critique, critique, critic, critical, commentary, social commentary, political, politics, haves, have nots
Tags:catcall, catcalls, catcalling, sexually harassing, sexually harassed, sexual harassments, flirtation, flirtations, flirt, flirts, date, dates, pick up, pick ups, pick-up, pick-ups, pickup, pickups, chat up, chat ups, chat-up, chat-ups, chatting up, chatup, chatups, line, lines, love life, job security, married life, stability, gender stereotype
Concert goers form a line to see The Mathematics.
"Single!" "Single!" "Single!" "Wait! I'll get my son!"
Tags:sport, sports, ski, skis, skiing, skier, skiers, ski lift, ski lifts, chairlift, chairlifts, ski resort, ski resorts, pair, pairs, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, couple, couples, love, dating, single, singles, bachelor, bachelors, bachelorette, bachelorettes, line, lines, lining up, lineup, lineups, queue, queue, queuing, pairing off, partner, partners, setting up, matchmaking, matchmaker, matchmakers, wordplay, word play
"You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you . . ."
Tags:religion, religious, death, life after death, after death, hell, dead, soul, souls, devil, devils, lucifer, satan, demon, demons, entrance to hell, hell's entrance, club, clubs, nightclub, nightclubs, entrance, entrance, line, lines, lineup, lineups, queue, queues, lining up, lining, queuing, waiting, new arrival, new arrivals, you, bouncer, bouncers, doorman, doormen, security
"I identify with shorter lines."
Tags:toilet, toilets, bathroom, bathrooms, restroom, restrooms, queue, queues, bathroom line, bathroom lines, restroom line, restroom lines, toilet line, toilet lines, line, lines, queuing, bathroom debate, bathroom debates, gender identity, gender identities, discrimination, prejudice, prejudices, gender dysphoria, social problem, social problems, lgbt
"Science is baffled. I hope you're happy."
Tags:check-up, check up, check ups, check-ups, check, checks, doctor, doctors, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, clinic, clinics, physician, physical, physical exam, exam, examination, appointment, appointments, doctor, doctors, healthy, healthily, healthy lifestyle, lifestyle, lifestyles, lifestyle change, get well, get well soon, baffled, baffle, visual gag, line, lines, abstract, squiggle, squiggly, science is
Windows are just for show.
"The nuts are good, but I have a can of really good nuts back at my place."
"I object, Your Honor! This line of questioning is really weird."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, witness, witnesses, question, questions, questioning, witness stand, object, objection, objections, weird, line, line of questioning, prosecution, prosecutor, prosecutors, defense, defence, unusual, strange
"There's nothing worse than waiting in the wrong line."
Tags:line, lines, wait, waits, waiting, in line, queue, queues, queuing, lemming, lemmings, cliff, cliffs, jump off a cliff, jumping off a cliff, wrong line, wrong lines, wrong queue, wrong queues, accident, accidents, accidental, fall, falls, falling, mistake, mistakes, pay for your mistake, paying for your mistake, mishap, mishaps, fallen, consequence, consequences, consequential, decision, decisions
"Hey, baby - that doesn't mean you!"
Tags:beware the dog, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, home security, guard dog, guard dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, flirtation, flirtations, security dog, security dogs, come on, come ons, pick up, pick ups, pick-up, pick-ups, pickup, pickups, chat up, chat ups, chatting up, line, lines
"I'm retiring the line 'water under the bridge'."
Holiday Gift Return
Tags:disenchantment, disenchanted, gift, gifts, return, returns, gift return, line, lines, lined up, queue, queues, gift giving, shopping, shop, store, stores, holiday, holidays, christmas, holiday shopping, christmas shopping, customer, customers, retail, retail shopping, retailer, retailers, retail business, retail businesses, customer service, client service