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"Now that I think about it, he might have been holding a seven."
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Sign over one of three teller lines at a bank reads "Reassurances"
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'The profile says our suspect is something of a ladies man... you're free to go.'
'Please look them over very carefully, Mr. Lamson, and let us know if you see the man who stole your identity.'
'I just can't say for certain. They all look the same in those uniforms. ...All I know it that he said he kicks field goals for a living.'
Tags:football, american football, footballer, footballers, line up, line ups, police, policeman, policemen, officer, officers, identify, identifies, identified, parade, parades, field goal, field goals, kick, kicks, kicking, kicker, kickers, kit, kits, uniform, uniforms, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Are you positive he's the one who talked about himself all night and never once asked about you?"
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'Look closely. Do you see the one who stole your identity?'
Police Line Up: 'This is useless.'
Canine Police Line Up.
"Take your time."
"Bleep blorp zip zop gleeb glop."
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"Number 4, step forward and yell WHOOMAA, WHOOMAA!!!"
"I always get stuck in the wrong line."
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'I can't be sure. All l know is that I wouldn't buy a used car from anyone of them.'
'The one thing I'm sure of is that he has a red suit with white trim, a black belt, a red and white hat, black boots and said 'ho ho ho'.'
Man with bite in him must find the perpetrator at a police station lineup.
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'Believe me, gene therapy is perfectly safe.'
'By the way, what are we in line for?'
'I'm sure it was number 3 because he was pretty tall.'
Identity Parade - Smoker.
'Where have you been? It's been stuck on don't walk for the last three days!'
The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'
'Ah...the new fall line up!'
"I'm still not sure which one of them took my wallet. Maybe if they took off their shirts again."