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Holiday Gift Return
Tags:disenchantment, disenchanted, gift, gifts, return, returns, gift return, line, lines, lined up, queue, queues, gift giving, shopping, shop, store, stores, holiday, holidays, christmas, holiday shopping, christmas shopping, customer, customers, retail, retail shopping, retailer, retailers, retail business, retail businesses, customer service, client service
Farmer Takes Roll Call
Tags:roll, roll call, register, taking the register, line up, lined up, line-up, in line, farmer, farming, farmers, farm, farms, rural, rural life, rural living, talking animal, talking animals, horse, horses, pony, ponies, pig, pigs, sheep, duck, ducks, cat, cats, owl, owls, barn owl, barn owls, cow, cows, cattle, livestock, ewe, ewes, ram, rams, goat, goats, chicken, chickens, duck, ducks, chick, chicks, cute, cutely, countryside, country, country life, in the sticks, loving, love
'By the time we get in there, all the elephants will have flown south for the winter!'
"Have you been waiting long?"
Tags:queue, queues, queuing, long queue, long queues, monotony, monotonous, waiting in line, wait in line, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, bored, boring, boredom, line, lines, lined up, lining up, customer service, bad service, bad customer service, oblivious, obliviousness, stupid question, stupid questions, bad question, bad questions
'Wait a minute...did you just cut in line?'
'Now, Mrs Althorpe, if you think you see the man who assaulted you, we just want you to touch him on the shoulder.' (Mrs Althorpe beats a man up and then says she doesn't recognise any of them)
'It says here the D.M.V. got hit by a robbery today that took 3 hours. . . you know how those lines are.'
'There's Ron. He's always struggling with his wait.'
The one thing about a queue is it keeps everyone in line.
'It's great: The queue is moving quite quickly...'
'Back in Texas we call this Line Dancing.'
'You're probably wondering why I invited you all here...'
Sorry out of numbers.
"That's him officer!"
"Push, push, push! There's always one that wants to be the first in line!"
"Woo hoo! There's no queue over there."
"You know I hate queues, let's wait for the next one."
"Hey, shorty...quit pushing!"
The only Washroom on the South Pole.
Tags:outhouse, outhouses, washrooms, toilets, bathroom, bathrooms, rest rooms, restroom, restrooms, shortage, queue, queues, line, lines, lining up, lined up, line up, line-up, washroom, toilet, poo, rest room, loo, wc, water closet, penguin, penguins, arctic, facilities, antarctic, north pole, south pole, semi-aquatic, swimming, tuxedo, march of the penguins, snow, frozen north, cold, ice, black and white, identity, appearance, beak, snow, snow storm, blizzard, cold, winter, freezing, frosty, arctic wasteland, snow blindness