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"If you didn't want to wear a cape made of dryer lint to school, you shouldn't have such a crazy mom."
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'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'
'It'll take a few days for the dryer parts to come in. In the meantime, you might want to set some lint traps in your basement.
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A few days in the life of pocket lint. . .
"I'll tell you right now - some of us have a real problem with lint."
Randy shows off his celebrity navel lint collection.
"Why do we need a lint trap in the dryer when our bellybuttons trap it just fine?"
'Curious...at what age did you go from having an outie to having a lint trap installed on your belly button?'
'I put lint tape all over his onesie so that, as he crawls around, he picks up the dog hair.'
Fluff: Belly Button, Gramophone Needle, Your Life.
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"Your honor, this photo is not my client's footprints in the mountain snow. This is a belly button full of lint because the officer had his body camera on backwards."
'I thought I was knocked-up, but it was just lint!'
Kangaroo to other: 'I dropped three pounds once I got rid of all the lint buildup.'
Monica makes all her own clothes out of dryer lint
"I searched online for a used dryer and now I have lint coming out my phone. Whoever owned it apparently didn't clean the vent before listing it."
"No, it's not a spider, Mr. Macho, it's a bit of lint from your sock!"
"Your great-great-grandfather was a lint trapper. The invention of the clothes dryer left him penniless."
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