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"Everywhere the Wi-Fi reaches is our kingdom."
"Good evening, Mr. Bisley - do you remember years ago, the lion-cub you sponsored...?"
"Can I have a pony?"
"How do I stop getting notified about my friend's babies?"
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'So, you want to hear what it was like in the roaring twenties, huh?'
"Fortunately, the law of the jungle doesn't require lawyers of the jungle."
"Really? Dad is called the "King of the Jungle"! Does it mean I'm a princess?"
Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).
"If your dad is truly the King of the Jungle, why can't you ask him to abolish school?"
"Way to impress my girlfriend Dad: A mighty burp instead of a mighty roar!"
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"Yeah, I know what you mean, I have an over-protective mother too..."
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"I don't like stalking early in the morning Dad: The grass is full of dew..."
"Frankly, I'm thankful for instinct: My dad is a really useless teacher..."
According to their blog Dad, the antelopes will meet at Dead-Tree Hill tomorrow at noon...
"Mum, I wish you'd stop picking me up after school."
"I told you Science was fun!"
'Dad, are they saying our family is gay?'
'Thank goodness you're home: He's been practising his roar all day! I'm cracking up...'
"You have no idea how embarrassing it is to be a bald lion. This morning a cub mistook me for his mother."
'Have fun, but be careful - those things are loaded with nones, keys and loose change.'
'People are a lot like jelly beans ...' (colour)
'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'
'They'll go away as you get older -- they're just youth spots.'
'And this here is my Pride and Joy!'
"Thanks, Dad, but I think I'm vegetarian..."