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"You were hungry? Case dismissed."
'...And I say, the hell with natural selection and let's just eat the nice fat juicy ones.'
'If you have 3D Glasses this would be a good time to put them on.'
'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'
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Please Do Not Feed The Animals/Please Do Not Eat The People
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'Brilliant idea Bill!'
"Boy! That Harvey will do ANYTHING to be the center of attention, won't he?"
"Gary, you know I hate it when you wear that shirt."
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"Ooh look! A zebra! I mean do we look that stupid?"
Instead of stalking its prey, the lion unsuccessfully tried talking.
'Yeacch! Did you check the expiration date on this thing?'
'So, you want to hear what it was like in the roaring twenties, huh?'
'That's weird. I'm right here.'
Unfortunately, the dominant lion was also a very picky eater.
'Are you being honest with me? You can't hide your lion eyes.'
'Let me know when you have dinner ready.'
'You may not be King of the Jungle anymore but you're still my mane man.'
Pride Goeth Before A Fall
"She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood, thank goodness, remains intact."
"Who's responsible for this thing? It's filthy."
"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."
'I know they look geeky - but I believe lat good parenting should always come before style.'
"Sure, I still have that old killer instinct. But I just don't have teeth anymore."
'No zebras as yet. . .but we have had two school kids and a lollipop lady!'