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"I must confess I've noticed your stopping by for a drink, but I never dreamed you'd noticed me."
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'Well, the weather was terrible, but the buffet was AMAZING!! They had EVERYTHING!!'
They're taking this survival of the fittest thing a little too far.
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"Wear the leopard-print underwear."
"Twenty-seven years old and he still has a great head of hair."
Really Edward - I don't know what you're so uptight about... I mean, statistically, we're much safer in the air than we are on the ground.
'...And I say, the hell with natural selection and let's just eat the nice fat juicy ones.'
"But counting sheep makes me hungry."
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'If you have 3D Glasses this would be a good time to put them on.'
'This is great! I had no idea it was a dinner cruise.'
They were over the moon now but the mix up at the maternity ward would later prove fatal
'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'
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"Some wildebeest? No, thanks, ... I just had a protein drink."
'Hugo's so high and mighty with his fancy hybrid!'
'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'
'Honey you're roaring.'
'I hate to tell you this...but you're going to have to give up red meat.'
Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'
"What do you mean you don't have a spot? We had reservations."
'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'
'Brilliant idea Bill!'
'Now that I'm at the top of the food chain, I want to endow a charity benefiting wildlife.'
"Gary, you know I hate it when you wear that shirt."
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"Boy! That Harvey will do ANYTHING to be the center of attention, won't he?"
"You were right-we should have just split one."