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"Nice lip piercing."
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"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."
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'Come on. Make a wish and blow out the candles already.'
'His lips said 'maybe', but his eyes said 'hell no'.'
"Please, Steve, not the duck face."
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"Head for the hills! It's the Apocalips!"
Lip piercings got locked together while making out...
"I've just had a meeting with your wife, lovely woman."
"Give them a while to settle in."
'Do you know your lips move when you text?'
Three women with plastic surgery.
'I don't care if he drove in the winning run. On this team, we slap high fives or bump fists. We do not plant wet ones right on the lips.'
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'Collagen injections? No, but Bob's handy with a stapler and a pair of sausages ..'
"I had them made from a baboons ass."
'They are a lot better now that the swelling has gone down.'
"You imbecile! I asked for a bigger 'pout'."
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How to wear a false moustache.
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'Wrong setting. That was for her hips, now we're working on her lips.'
'How to whisper out of the corner of my mouth without moving my lips.'
'I want to report a gruesome scene on Main Street... There's socks nailed to a fireplace and stuffed with eyeballs, lips and buttons!!!'
'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'
'After having the botox injections in my lips I can handle really hot coffee.'
'I made the mistake of getting Botox and now I can't store nuts.'
'You're pretty good at coloring within the lines, Mom.'
'What did you learn in the board meeting? The boss reads lips.'