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"I'm thinking of getting out of medicine completely… or volunteering in a third world country to do my liposuction."
'You're the new guy right? Uh... you might want to stay away from the cottage cheese.'
"Instead of killing the whale for its blubber, we're going to do a little lipo."
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'It's called hipposuction.'
Two men, one with his abdomen outside his trousers, the other with it inside. 'The Tummy Tuck.'
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"And here we have the 'economy' liposuction option!"
'Yes, I can give you lipo-suction and a face-lift, Mrs Gribbs, but I must warn you that it won't change the fact that basically, way deep down and underneath it all, you're really a duck.'
'No Shylock, not a pound of flesh - I've just had liposuction!'
'I hear she's had liposuction.'
Sumo wrestlers in the off-season.
'Who are you?' 'Your wife for 57 years back from plastic surgery!'
It'll be nice to see your mother after all these years!
'Sure I've had some work done, but hey, who hasn't?'
'I don't know what other surgeons do with it, but I burn the removed cellulite in my car's diesel engine.'
Cat doctor to cat patient sitting on exam table 'All I'm saying is liposuction won't help if you don't lay off the tuna smoothies.'
'I got involved in a pump and dump scheme but I thought it was a new liposuction procedure.'
Next! (liposuction specialist)
'While you're operating on me, how about throwing in some free liposuction?'
'Snowman Liposcution':in the same building on the side:'Sno Cones'.
"This is a real good deal. If you take the Gigaburger Family Four, you get free liposuction vouchers."