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"I'm thinking of getting out of medicine completely… or volunteering in a third world country to do my liposuction."
'You're the new guy right? Uh... you might want to stay away from the cottage cheese.'
"Instead of killing the whale for its blubber, we're going to do a little lipo."
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Eventually, a point is reached where even the best cosmetic surgery begins to look more like taxidermy gone horribly wrong.
'It's called hipposuction.'
Two men, one with his abdomen outside his trousers, the other with it inside. 'The Tummy Tuck.'
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"How much do you want to lose?"
'Botox is one thing, but that's the last time I go to a liposuction party!'
"And here we have the 'economy' liposuction option!"
"I told you that cheap liposuction was a bad idea."
'So what EXACTLY is it about liposuction that you're not happy with?'
Liposuction Drive Thru
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"Right then, what's this complaint you've got about your liposuction treatment?"
'Yes, I can give you lipo-suction and a face-lift, Mrs Gribbs, but I must warn you that it won't change the fact that basically, way deep down and underneath it all, you're really a duck.'
"I understand you want to register a complaint about your liposuction...what appears to be the problem?"
"How did the liposuction work out?"
"The liposuction will help Mrs Miggins...but it won't make him disappear completely!"
'I told you DIY liposuction was a stupid idea!'
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"The liposuction will help Mrs Miggins...but it won't make him disappear competely!"
'No Shylock, not a pound of flesh - I've just had liposuction!'
"And this is what we use for the economy liposuction."
"The liposuction will help Mrs Miggins, but it won't make her disappear completely."