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(Hey! Great chops!)
"Nice lip piercing."
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"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."
Tags:monster, monsters, creature, creatures, literature, book, books, novel, novels, frankenstein, the modern prometheus, mary shelley, kiss, kisses, kissing, making out, lip, lips, dead, corpse, corpses, dead body, dead bodies, zombie, zombies, good kisser, good kissers, date, dates, dating, relationship, relationships
'Come on. Make a wish and blow out the candles already.'
"Your Honor, has anyone ever told you what a wry, sensuous mouth you have?"
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, client, clients, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, flattery, flirting, compliment, compliments, complimenting, mouth, lips, flattering
'His lips said 'maybe', but his eyes said 'hell no'.'
If chickens had lips...'Thank God! I made it to the other side!'
"Please, Steve, not the duck face."
Tags:duck, ducks, animal, animals, anthropomorphic, duck face, duck faces, lip, lips, pursed lips, pose, poses, posing, selfie, selfies, photo, photos, photograph, photographs, photography, camera, cameras, portrait, portraits, self-portrait, self-portraits, millennial, millennials, youth, modern life, vanity, vain, cellphone, cellphones, smartphone, smartphones
"Head for the hills! It's the Apocalips!"
Lip piercings got locked together while making out...
"Give them a while to settle in."
Three women with plastic surgery.
'I don't care if he drove in the winning run. On this team, we slap high fives or bump fists. We do not plant wet ones right on the lips.'
Tags:celebrate, celebration, celebrating, celebrations, high five, high fives, bump fists, bumping fists, lip, lips, plant, plants, planting, planted, win, wins, winning, winner, winners, won, over the top, gross, slap, slaps, slapping, slapper, slappers, slapped, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Do you know your lips move when you text?'
'Collagen injections? No, but Bob's handy with a stapler and a pair of sausages ..'
Dentists perform pit stop on a smile.
"I had them made from a baboons ass."
'They are a lot better now that the swelling has gone down.'
"You imbecile! I asked for a bigger 'pout'."
Tags:trout, trouts, botox injection, botox injections, botox clinic, botox clinics, cosmetic surgeon, cosmetic surgeons, cosmetic surgery, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, plastic surgery, pout, pouts, lip, lips, fish, fishes, medical malpractice, medical lawsuit, medical lawsuits, beauty treatment, beauty treatments
'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'
A fuzzy monster plays ping pong with himself
'Wrong setting. That was for her hips, now we're working on her lips.'
'How to whisper out of the corner of my mouth without moving my lips.'
'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'
'I want to report a gruesome scene on Main Street... There's socks nailed to a fireplace and stuffed with eyeballs, lips and buttons!!!'