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'Maybe his name is Sue?'
The next few years would be very litigious,
Uncle Bernie's Litigator Farm
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"You look great for someone who's just come through two years of litigation."
"Your case is pretty weak. I suggest preëmptive litigation."
"Don't just stand there - get witnesses!"
"They claim they're being used as pawns and are filing a lawsuit."
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'Remember, there's nothing to fear except fear itself and costly litigation.'
'He's been driven mad by reading about all these huge litigation cases...'
'If you ask me, the constant fear of litigation is taking all the fun out of life...'
Halfway through a brilliant summation speech, attorney Fred Flanders mysteriously loses the will to litigate.
"Your TV commercials have caused me pain and suffering. Can I sue you for that?"
"Refresh my memory: Are you my lawyer or my lawyer's lawyer?"
"I'm bringing litigation against everyone who is responsible for my overly demanding socialization."
"The best thing we've ever done is to buy advertising on vehicle airbags."
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'Evidence will clearly show that Grandma was run over by a reindeer coming home from the plaintiff's home on Christmas Eve.'
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'Grandpa, how did you settle things before litigation?'
"Proving negligence on the wall owner will be difficult, especially since you had no business up there."
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"Bad news! That dummy corporation we set up thinks it's a person and is suing us for defamation of character!!"
"Let's handle this the way neighbors do in an adversarial society such as ours...litigate."
'...the constant fear of litigation is taking all the fun out of life...'
'Remember, Son - You're never too young to litigate.'
"What ever happened with that guy who was suing you?"
'Sign this notarised statement that you will not sue the NHS if you contract lung cancer, and the government will let you buy fags at half price.'
'Can I sue Ben & Jerry's for an ice cream headache?'