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Litigator's Heaven: 'Would you look at this? No handrails! Man, someone is just asking for a big, fat lawsuit. And don't get me started on the heating system.'
'Maybe his name is Sue?'
'...But first, this a job for litigator-man, who needs you to sign some release forms.'
Monsanto and the Roundup Verdict
"Welcome to our little suing circle."
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"You look great for someone who's just come through two years of litigation."
"Your case is pretty weak. I suggest preëmptive litigation."
Been Injured In An Accident That Wasn't Your Fault! Call...Wilbur & Ohnson.
"Mr. Packard will sue you now."
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The Washington Arbitrators
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"Don't just stand there - get witnesses!"
"They claim they're being used as pawns and are filing a lawsuit."
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"I'm being sued, Daddy...Mr. Jenkins down the street claims his obesity is due to the cookies I sold him when I was a little girl!"
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"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"
"You definitely have a case. This says nothing about eggs."
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'Remember, there's nothing to fear except fear itself and costly litigation.'
"This semester I'm taking litigation avoidance. How about you?"
"I'm sorry, Timothy, but there's no suing over spilt milk, either."
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"We should clean this up. It's a lawsuit waiting to happen."
"To help prevent people from hating lawyers so much, I always send a 'Thank You' card to everyone I sue."
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"Don't worry about me! Find witnesses!!"
"The legal people are terrified of litigation but I insisted that we write an apology to the client of the lack of service. . . as long as we don't sent it!"
'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'