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'Maybe his name is Sue?'
Litigator's Heaven: 'Would you look at this? No handrails! Man, someone is just asking for a big, fat lawsuit. And don't get me started on the heating system.'
High in the central Andes, the legal eagles build their nests, hunt for food and suet the bejesums out of each other.
'And as a new client of our law firm, you get this nifty neck brace to wear in court.'
Danger! Litigators, retrieve golf balls at your own risk.
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"What with current restrictions on punitive damages, I had no recourse but to shoot the son of a bitch."
The next few years would be very litigious,
Uncle Bernie's Litigator Farm
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"I've heard mitigating things about you!"
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'...But first, this a job for litigator-man, who needs you to sign some release forms.'
"Damn thing's supposed to be attorney-proof."
"I think I've lost a step with age. Instead of suing I usually just wind up counter suing."
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King Arthur And The Attorneys Of The Round Table
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"Tarzan hate frivolous lawsuits."
"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."
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"Your doctor says it's all in your mind and that you're a hypochondriac? It's a good thing we caught this when we did."
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Daddy's Litigious Girl
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"Welcome to our little suing circle."
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Have you been abused by a celebrity or politician?
"What can I do? I don't have subpoena powers."
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'How did you know that I'm an attorney?'
A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.
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"Am I the party of the first part or the party of the second part?"
'Our only option is to improve quality or hire more lawyers.'
'Yeah, Tony, that lawyer you sent me to... he cost me an arm and a leg.'