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Litigator's Heaven: 'Would you look at this? No handrails! Man, someone is just asking for a big, fat lawsuit. And don't get me started on the heating system.'
"What with current restrictions on punitive damages, I had no recourse but to shoot the son of a bitch."
"Tarzan hate frivolous lawsuits."
"Welcome to our little suing circle."
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'Our only option is to improve quality or hire more lawyers.'
'Yeah, Tony, that lawyer you sent me to... he cost me an arm and a leg.'
'We were emulating Milgram's experiment but legal made us replace fictitious electric shocks with imaginary mild criticism to avoid litigation.'
Been Injured In An Accident That Wasn't Your Fault! Call...Wilbur & Ohnson.
"Mr. Packard will sue you now."
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'For that satisfying sense of inclusion, you can't beat a class action suit.'
"Don't just stand there - get witnesses!"
'While the court is sympathetic, I don't think the law recognizes hot air as a trade secret.'
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Door To door Lawyers, Inc: 'Think about it, sir - everybody has someone they can sue about something...'
'Let me guess the ending: Humpty Dumpty falls off the wall, sues, and they all live in litigation ever after.'
"I'm sorry, Timothy, but there's no suing over spilt milk, either."
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"We should clean this up. It's a lawsuit waiting to happen."
"To help prevent people from hating lawyers so much, I always send a 'Thank You' card to everyone I sue."
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"Don't worry about me! Find witnesses!!"
Law Firm of Stonado & Stonato - Personal Injury
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"The legal people are terrified of litigation but I insisted that we write an apology to the client of the lack of service. . . as long as we don't sent it!"
'I litigate, therefore I am.'
'We live in a litigious society, you HAVE to take precautions when touching patients!'
'Another setback - the mediators just went out on strike.'
'We make sure we cover everything to avoid a lawsuit.'