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Litigator's Heaven: 'Would you look at this? No handrails! Man, someone is just asking for a big, fat lawsuit. And don't get me started on the heating system.'
Danger! Litigators, retrieve golf balls at your own risk.
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Uncle Bernie's Litigator Farm
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"I've heard mitigating things about you!"
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'...But first, this a job for litigator-man, who needs you to sign some release forms.'
'Yeah, Tony, that lawyer you sent me to... he cost me an arm and a leg.'
"You look great for someone who's just come through two years of litigation."
The Washington Arbitrators
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Door To door Lawyers, Inc: 'Think about it, sir - everybody has someone they can sue about something...'
"The legal people are terrified of litigation but I insisted that we write an apology to the client of the lack of service. . . as long as we don't sent it!"
Law Firm of Stonado & Stonato - Personal Injury
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"Whereupon the defendant let out a very sharp, hard-edged laugh that fell to the floor and painfully injured the plaintiff's right foot!"
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Halfway through a brilliant summation speech, attorney Fred Flanders mysteriously loses the will to litigate.
"If I tag some fan with a foul ball, does the team lawyer have my back?"
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"This being Casual Friday, anyone have a frivolous lawsuit we can discuss?"
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Out of Court Settlement
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"The only thing trivial about pursuing this trivial lawsuit is my fee!"
'The jury will please disregard the prosecution's charm and magnetic charisma.'
"Have you had an accident that was not your fault?"
'In light of your financial situation, I've decided to take on your case anti-bono.'
"Yeah, sometimes one of those litigators will crawl out of the canal and eat one or two of the neighborhood pets."
"Nope, Genies come in lamps. What usually washes ashore is garbage, sewage, medical waste and an occasional litigator."
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"This will be an easy one. These lawyers don't have any working internal organs."
'Oh no! I told you not to bring the litigators with you...'
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I Litigate Therefore I Am.