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Uncle Bernie's Litigator Farm
"Tarzan hate frivolous lawsuits."
"Liability issues, Sire."
"It's a standard pre-pickup-line agreement."
"I'm sorry, Timothy, but there's no suing over spilt milk, either."
"Refresh my memory: Are you my lawyer or my lawyer's lawyer?"
'Due to the litigious society and the very high malpractice insurance premiums, I no longer d9agnose or prescribe. I can, however, suggest a few Internet resources you may wish to consult.'
'Don't tell me we live in a litigious society... I ought to sue you for saying that!'
"Have you suffered an injury at work? You could entitled to damages through a personal injury claim."
"Yes, Johnny, as an attorney I do occasionally sue people, but we call it litigation, not sewage."
"It's my diploma from law school. I graduated sue-me cum laude."