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'One medium curds-and-whey pizza for a Miss Muffet?'
Grimey The Myopic Spider.
"Any chance I can get you to order a pizza?"
Little Miss Muffet Does Lunch
'It seems in the case of the late Little Miss Tuffet, where there's a will there's a whey.'
Little girl goes to "Little Miss Muffet School of Entomology"
'Little Miss Muffet, sat on a tuffet, eating Kobi steak, caviar, and white truffle mushrooms. She won the lottery and now hangs out with an exclusive coterie.'
'Furthermore, Your Honor, Miss Muffet's testimony ignored a much larger civil rights issue: the defendant's right to come along and sit down beside her in a clearly marked public space!'
'Reserved' (presumably for little miss muffet)
"Again with the curds and whey. Why don't you try some Cheerios?"
Little Miss Muffet Vending Machine: Curds, whey, tuffet, and bug spray.
'A tuffet, some curds and whey, and a moment of weakness - the next thing you know I'm a registered sex offender.'
'Little Miss Muffet 2009'
'Oi! - Are you lookin' at my curd!?!'
'I'd like to find romance online, but I'm, ya know...afraid of the web.'
Little Miss Muffet's Graduation.
'So I sit down next to Miss Muffit on her tuffet. The next thing you know I'm slapped with a law suit!'
A spider's eye exam.
Little Miss Muffet in Store.
The spider does not frighten Little Miss Muffet.
'Miss Muffet, how would you like access to the World Wide Web?'
Little miss Muffet has been caught by a spider.
"This is a nasty rash. It's either a food allergy to curds and whey or contact dermatitis from the tuffet"
'You should have been there. All I did was sit down beside her.'