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A winged boy scout carries an old lady across the road
"I was grinding out barnyards and farmhouses and cows in the meadows, and then, suddenly, I figured to hell with it."
The privatization of the penal system
"Rumor has it you're not a pigeon."
"I can't find a thing with all these spent shells in here."
Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.
"For questions of ethics we have Carl advising on what's permissible under the law and Bette advising on what a mother would do."
"This wasn't for helping little ol ladies across the street. It was for helping them send out tweets to their followers."
Moon Line UP
Mary felt safer going to her car late at night now that she carried a spray can of lace.
"Have you noticed that little old ladies seem to be getting younger"
Used car salesman to man: 'And this one was driven by a little old lady ...er ...uh ... with 36 grandchildren.'
"The Real Dot Com."
'Can you make his eyes a little less cold and a bit more calculating?'
Attorney covering his clock when dealing with an older client.
"What about this one Mavis, just right for ramming people with."
"Stand up for a lady, or I'll punch your lights out."