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'My god, he's insane.'
Went to market, stayed home, had roast beef, got squat, blubbered in a cab.
...and this Little Piggy's house was built with Bill Barr and Mitch McConnell
"This little piggy will have the farm to table slop."
This little piggy.
"I'm sorry, but he got the last order of roast beef."
The Night The Little Piggy Who Had Roast Beef Should Have Stayed Home.
The sixth Little Piggy played football on Sunday!
'They're fine through the day, but when I leave work the little one goes 'wee wee wee' all the way home.'
'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'
'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'
"It huts to be called a little piggy, doc. It really hurts."
'Oh boy, smorgaslop!'
'I don't enjoy 'this little piggy' all that much, but my Dad gets a kick out of it.'