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'A square knot's a good start, but I'd like to see an alarm system and some deadbolts installed as well,'
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"You cannot have helped but notice the concerned expression on my face. This is because of some news I have to report."
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'I think we should make an offer on this house, what do you think?'
"I'm afraid you have only three minutes to live."
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"If there is anyone who objects to this union, either here or on the Internet, speak now or forever hold your peace."
Tags:relationship, relationships, wedding, weddings, marriage, marriages, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, vow, vows, bride, brides, groom, grooms, webcam, webcams, technology, modern life, online, internet, streaming, live streaming, live, live video, video feed, live videos, video feeds, camera, cameras, video camera, video cameras, audience, speak now or forever hold your peace, object, objection, objections, minister, ministers, priest, priests, pastor, pastors, clergyman, clergymen, modern life, modern wedding, modern weddings, broadcast, broadcasts, broadcasting, computer, computers, head camera, head cameras, action camera, action cameras
"Do you ever wonder how much of this is live action and how much is computer generated?"
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To his dismay, Captain Kirk stumbles upon a Vulcan handsign-to-English translation website,
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Family circle - filthy house,
"The relatively placid seas and those vacationers behind me notwithstanding, Dan, it's really starting to blow out here."
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This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.
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The president of MySpace.com at home.
"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."
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"My goal is to die before there's a technology breakthrough that forces me to live to a hundred and thirty."
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'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'
"Well, dear, we finally finished reading all the manuals to life. Shall we go out and do some living now?"
'You can store everything in a flash drive just like this. It's your whole life flashed before your eyes.'
"This is Larry Hawkins, …. On the lawn …... Outside your house."
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'I blame Bob Geldof'.
'We're roughing it... no WIFI.'
'Of course you don't feel any better. Two years ago I gave you six months to live. You do the math.'
"I know what some of you are thinking. You're thinking, 'Ha! He claims to be coming to us live, but he's really on tape.' Well, if that's what you think, I can only say I feel sorry for you."
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'We have to learn to do more with less.'
Survived the Holidays
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"I've got a real, real, real, real plaid feeling."
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Is my old room ready? It will be nice to take a few years off and rest up!'