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"I'm 65, Mom - I'll play my Blondie records as loud as I want!"
"Lives in the basement and has yet to bring home a dime."
"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."
"I had that amazing dream again where the kids grow up and actually live somewhere else."
"I thought it was just a phase, but now that he's in his 40s I'm not so sure!"
I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?
"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."
"You may be suffering from what's known as full nest syndrome."
"Big date tonight, Dad. Can I borrow the cardigan?"
"Beats me, bro' - I just pressed pause on the remote three weeks and bingo!"
'Student debt, recession, underemployment...five years of community college taught me lots of excuses why I need to live at home!'
'Don't tell me you're still living with your parents!'
'Don't be late home, tonight's your bath night'
'Fancy living here with the in-laws until we find a place of our own?'
So, your place...or my mother's?
'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'