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'A square knot's a good start, but I'd like to see an alarm system and some deadbolts installed as well,'
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The Conga Line of Past Selves.
"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."
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'We have to learn to do more with less.'
Survived the Holidays
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Is my old room ready? It will be nice to take a few years off and rest up!'
'First of all, I want to applaud your will to go on living.'
'Not only do I live with my mother, she filled out my computer dating form.'
'I'm so brilliant sometimes I find it hard to live with.'
'On the plus side this lifestyle produces no data for them to get their hands on.'
'Well, let's see... looks like she's got six lives left, which is quite good for a 9 year old cat.'
'Oldest living turkey? I'll see if we have that category.'
'I've got this splitting headache.'
'Dead is the new living.'
'They say that Earl liked wearing those giant, foam cowboy hats down on earth,'
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'Trolls lived under bridges, but we're moving up in the world.'
'Listen, I'd love to stay and chat but I'm late for my own funeral.'
State prison - If you lived here, you'd be home every night.
'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'
'I said it was resoled, not resold.'
'Life is ruining your health.'
'Do I want to live together? Sure. With my parents, or yours?'
A sign on the school of hard knocks says firmly knock before entering.
'She has the will to live, but not the insurance.'