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'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'
'I have the results of your liver scan. You don't have all your ducts in a row.'
"That liver went to someone who doesn't have such a big yap."
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"Sh-h-h-sitting very quietly is part of the pickling process."
"Take me to you liver."
"My heart is healthy, but my liver is shot to hell."
Tags:heart, hearts, liver, livers, organ, organs, shot to hell, health problem, health problems, medical problem, medical problems, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, health problem, health problems, drink problem, drink problems, drinking problem, drinking problems, physical, physicals, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, organ failure, organ failures
"Now that you mention it, Alan, Yes, you are chopped liver."
"Try jiggling the liver."
"Looks like someone's eyes are bigger than his liver."
Tags:eyes bigger than stomach, bartender, bartenders, bar, bars, advice, saying, sayings, cliche, cliches, adage, adages, advice, advise, mistake, mistakes, liver, livers, alcohol, alcoholic, drinking, drinks, drunk, eyes are bigger than your stomach, parallel, hindsight, wisdom, eat, eating, mistake, mistakes, overconfidence
"Hey, what am I, chopped liver? Just kidding, I know I'm chopped liver but how about listening to some of my ideas once in a while?"
'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'
'We've agreed to approve your loan if you can promise us first dibs on your liver.'
As women age, sex toy parties become cosmetic parties, then kitchenware, and finally...
'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'
Cirrhosis of the river.
'Yes, the old lady left me all her worldly wealth. But what I really wanted was her liver.'
'I'm transferring you to Dr. Lipschitz for your liver transplant... I hate liver!'
"I've got you on the waiting list, but I think it's for a Birkin bag."
Tags:waiting list, waiting lists, organ, organs, organ donor, organ donors, organ donation, birkin bag, handbag, handbags, purse, purses, designer label, designer labels, expensive, organ transplant, organ transplants, transplant, transplants, liver, new liver, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, error, errors, filing error, filing errors, paperwork, paperwork error, luxury brand, luxury brands
"You have a heart murmur and I'm starting to hear your liver and kidneys complain."
"I don't care if it is near the holidays. Stop calling the patient's liver a 'giblet'!"
"Billy's going to be my new liver someday."
Tags:liver, livers, liver transplant, liver transplants, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, heavy drinking, liver disease, liver diseases, liver cancer, liver cancers, donor, donors, donation, donation, organ donor, organ donors, organ donation, organ donations, offspring, son, sons, blood type, blood types
'So why do you think the first person to ever eat liver ate it?'
'What can you give me for my liver?' 'A pound of onions!'
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'We're having liver tonight...'