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'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'
'I have the results of your liver scan. You don't have all your ducts in a row.'
"Sh-h-h-sitting very quietly is part of the pickling process."
"Take me to you liver."
"Try jiggling the liver."
"Looks like someone's eyes are bigger than his liver."
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'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'
'We've agreed to approve your loan if you can promise us first dibs on your liver.'
'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'
'Yes, the old lady left me all her worldly wealth. But what I really wanted was her liver.'
Cirrhosis of the river.
'I'm transferring you to Dr. Lipschitz for your liver transplant... I hate liver!'
"You have a heart murmur and I'm starting to hear your liver and kidneys complain."
"Billy's going to be my new liver someday."
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'So why do you think the first person to ever eat liver ate it?'
'What can you give me for my liver?' 'A pound of onions!'
Hospital rooms are named Kidneys, Livers and Onions.
"Why invite Jesus into my heart? Why not my liver or kidneys?"
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'I told you they wouldn't have a liver latte.'
"Surprising how quickly we wrapped up negotiations after I ate that liverwurst and onion sandwich for lunch."
'Marm never lets me forget when it's liver night.'
"There's been a mistake. When I said was from Liverpool, I didn't mean I was from England. I meant I was down in the basement where they store the livers."
Animal to human transplant - 'This is a consent form.'
'Your liver has issues.'
"Waiter! Two cognacs and one new liver please."
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