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"I'd just like to know why, if you trust me so much, you've named your daughter to pull your plug."
"And if anything goes wrong I'd like to donate my body to comedy."
'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'
"We can't pull the plug. We're all still on her insurance."
'My grandkids came to visit. They talked mostly about world politics. Kept asking me how I felt about the youth in Asia.'
"So GIVE Washington a piece of your mind...donate what's left of your brain to Congress!"
"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."
"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on a machine. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
"Thank goodness he had an organ donor card!"
"Of course you're a failure, Alf - they wouldn't even accept your body for medical research!"
"I want to leave my body to Harvard. It's the only way I'll ever get in."