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"We've got to stop selling cheesy snacks near the petting zoo."
The Comfiest Hombre in the West
'My spit smells worse.'
'Well, you're carrying out all the correct procedures and your equipment is top-notch. I just can't figure out why your lab has such a high level of contaminants.'
'I told you the electric fence would come in handy.'
"Am I the spitting image of dad, or what?"
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Spit roasted meat.
'High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.'
'Do you like llamas? . . . Then good news. We're going to South America. . . we got our income tax form and we have no way of paying it.'
Alpaca winning Premium Wool Championship.
Two heads are better than one.
"Wow Son! A direct spit on a bird in full flight: impressive!"
"Wow, that beats spitting alright!"
"Yeah, I used to be able to spit, but now I mostly drool..."
'You never told me he was a spitting lama.'
"People are always nice to me and leave big tips: They're probably trying to ensure that I never spit in their plates..."
"Oh goodie, a school excursion! Let's spit on the teacher to make their trip memorable..."
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'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'
'Seriously, that guy was such an idiot he wasn't even worth wasting spit on...'
'Of course they look like ants. These are ant hills.'
'I can sense you're upset Darling: Did I miss our anniversary again?'
'Right in the face? I am so proud, your spitting accuracy has improved so much!'
'Isn't it sublime, Janet? The original Dali Llama.'
'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'